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This “Socrates” character is obviously just a self-insert Mary Sue.

– Excerpt from “Plato Is Garbage And Here’s Why,” 374 BC

So utopia can be achieved if we all just made a philosopher our king? Reeaaal subtle there, Plato. If Christianity had already been invented, he’d probably have said he was Jesus. Oh wait, that was The Matrix.

– James