I don’t CARE about the PHILOSOPHER KING!”

– the man who overthrew the Philosopher King

You know, there are probably trillions of things the average person literally does not care about – and yet I only ever hear this opinion loudly announced for just a handful of specific topics.

If people need to make statements about things they don’t care about, I would suggest they just hit “Random Article” on Wikipedia until they find a topic they don’t care about. I don’t care about Don Florence.

– James