Chicken Mario
on July 10, 2024
at 7:00 AM
“Why did the chicken cross the Rainbow Road?”
– something I’m sure people will suggest to turn this into an “actual” joke, but it’s really not, it really wouldn’t be much more of a joke
One of these days, Nintendo’s gonna come out with a Mario game where Chicken Mario is an actual transformation and crossing a road will be a vital gameplay mechanic, then this comic’s just gonna make me look like a non-gaming fool. Either that, or people will say, “This 2024 comic predicted the release of Super Mario: The Road in 2029!” and I will join the likes of The Simpsons in the precognition business.
– James














