On the one hand, I do like looking like an angsty anime boy. On the other, my bangs keep getting in the way of activating my Sharingan.

– My previous deliberations


I dislike everything surrounding getting a hair cut. I dislike my hair getting long and poking me in the eyes, ears, and neck. I dislike taking more than an hour out of my day to leave the house and sit still while a stranger tries to make small talk with me. I dislike doing it myself and never being satisfied with the results. The dumbest super power I most frequently fantasize about is the ability to manually control the growth of my hair. Not for any Medusa-shenanigans or anything, just shaving it all off and growing it until it hits that sweet spot of pleasing aesthetics and not being a nuisance.

– James