“Remember, bears are more scared of you than you are of them. And the idea of a being that scares even you fills them with incomprehensible terror.”

– Wilderness Survival Tip

Bringing Bear A Jape back to its roots of genuine, wholly unironic survival tips for bear confrontations. Some of y’all don’t seem to realize that Beary, for all his cuteness, is a 300(or so?) lb murder machine that should not be trifled with. I don’t know how many more of these comics I have to make before you understand this.

– James