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“For your convenience, please use the sterilized syringes provided within this compartment.”

– translation of the ancient text on the altar

I want to see a story where some scary wizards enact a blood oath by – instead of cutting their palms and then grasping hands – cutting their hips and giving each other a little hip bump. Wait a minute, I’m a writer now – I can write that scene myself.

– James