“[Event that happened when you were 12] was [Current Year – Year when you were 12] years ago.”

– how to make every adult feel old

You know, in retrospect, this would have been a good New Year’s comic if I thought of it earlier. Maybe I’ll re-release it each year with the numbers updated so I got a nice lazy comic to reliably put out while I’m on holiday. Certainly more recyclable than my last New Year’s comic. And the one before that.

– James