“I had a cute idea and wanted to draw it. No, it’s not especially clever, but I’m not trying to impress you!”

– Me, being preemptively defensive over my dumb joke


I went to a spa once that advertised having a room full of Himalayan salt lamps. It was like its biggest attraction. I already don’t believe salt lamps actually do anything, so I don’t know why it piqued my interest. It was literally a room full of Himalayan salt lamps and an entire wall made of salt. It told me exactly what it was and I had the audacity to be disappointed by it. This has nothing to do with the comic, but I don’t think I’ll have another opportunity to talk about this.

– James