But a Jape

“Honey never expires, so consider it as a secure hedge against volatility in your pic-a-nic basket of investments!”

– The Yogi of Wall Street: Smarter Than the Average Investor!

A sequel/expansion to Bear Market and another installment in the Bear A Jape series.

Dedicated readers may recognize this is based off of my commentary in the original Bear Market comic. This is one of those jokes that I felt was so obvious that someone else had to have already done this before and some segment of the corporate world must have organized this into some cohesive pseudo-philosophy for some TED Talk or financial industry conference somewhere.

And yet, to my knowledge at least, I have not seen any such bear-color based economic frameworks gaining traction anywhere. And so, having seen a free lunch as of yet untaken, I’ve decided I shall pioneer this new field of bear market analysis. Consider this my PhD thesis, London School of Economics!

– James