But a Jape

I’m sorry, did you remember to collect all 538 fancy banana tokens? Collecting all the fancy banana tokens is a pre-req for the True Ending capstone.

– Malevolis, Pinnacle Ascendancy Form II

I don’t think most villains have anyone to talk to about their lives, so they take any opportunity they can to monologue about everything that’s happened. And when you’re ten seconds away from achieving your life’s work of destroying/remaking the universe, you probably won’t get another chance to do so.

– James

Updated 12/29/2020: After Feitr’s Guild spun-off into its own series, I retroactively added the extra “Character Bio” section at the bottom.