“It would probably be for the better. I’ve heard your people thrive from being outside.”

– Todd’s landlord, evicting him after multiple complaints of him greeting his neighbors with “Good morning!” every morning

According to the internet, introverts are wise, introspective, creative, and wonderful people who have achieved inner peace with their solitude and reject the shallowness of the material world outside the walls of their home. Contrast with the brutish extrovert, a superficial narcissist with no sense of personal space or emotional maturity whatsoever. These “people,” get this, actually thrive from socializing with their fellow humans! What peons.

– James