“There’s nothing wrong with the headline; it tells you everything you need to know!”

– New York Times editor justifying “RIOTS” headline

So I had this half-baked idea about parallel universe Tom Anderson teaming up with a good version of Elon Musk to go back in time and prevent MySpace from creating a dystopian future, which ends up making the timeline even weirder, resulting in our current 2020. Considering this is the last But a Jape of 2020 (not counting Wednesday’s Feitr’s Guild), I figured I had to either release this idea into the world half-baked or never release it at all. Future Me hasn’t stopped me from releasing it, so I’ll take that as an all clear.

– James