“While Draconic scripture claims the dragons only devoured humans guilty of sexual transgressions, there are no records of dragon society utilizing a form of judicial process for determining the guilt of their human prey.”

– Lukensdale Academy’s Taxonomy and History of the Draconic People, original authorship lost after the Lukensdale Dragon Attack of 693

 

Thus concludes the story of how Feitr’s Guild stole a horse and carriage because doing it the right way was too much trouble.

– James