“A-hyuck, who ya callin’ a dog, ya racist sunova-bitch?”

– Goofy, after being compared to Pluto


Humans and chimps are not monkeys, but apes. Apes do not have tails but almost all monkeys do (some macaques being the exception). “Monkey” is a funnier word than “ape.” It’s important to me that you know that I know this.

– James