But a Jape

“No sir, I’m afraid you can’t order off the kid’s menu.”

– The Weekend, whenever I try to order “a stress-free day of no responsibilities”

Every time I make a comic about how tired I am, I get a whole bunch of helpful comments about how eating healthier, exercising, or drinking more water would solve all my problems. Except I already do all that, but it’s hard to express that to people who have no idea who you are in real life.

The only piece of advice I’ve heard that I haven’t tried out yet was getting a CPAP machine to treat my, perhaps existent and undiagnosed, sleep apnea – but have you seen how much those things cost? Which ultimately leads me to the most effective answer to most of life’s biggest problems: Just make more money to throw at the problem.

– James