Your “Prayer of Disintegration” attack is no match for my unstoppable “Flying One Inch From Your Face” technique!

– That fly, moments before being slapped into oblivion


I like to imagine those tiny flies that hover inches away from your face are the foolhardy youths of the bug world who believe they’ll be the heroes who finally take down the giant menace. I don’t envy their naive bravery, but I strive to honor them with a warrior’s death.

– James