“Try our world famous Kenshi’s Cascade Bacchanal!”

– sign for Nexton Narrows Bar, advertising a horrible wine cocktail “inspired” by a visit from Kenshi of a Thousand Blades – it’s just three different wines poured into a single mug

Would you believe I couldn’t find any references for red wine shooting violently out of a bottle? I just had to make up how it looks. I make no guarantees your wine will look the same if you try this maneuver at home.

– James