“Children should be free to explore and enjoy what the world has to offer before having to experience the restrictions of adulthood. They should just stop doing it around me.”

– Me, unironically

Whenever I watch cartoons involving kids freely exploring the outside world and going on all sorts of adventures, it makes me feel nostalgic for my childhood. Except that was never my childhood – I just stayed inside watching cartoons and playing video games. So where the hell is this nostalgia coming from?

– James