“You see, everyone’s going to think the movie will be about these big, scary monsters, but what if – and bear with me for a moment – humans are the real monsters?”

– A studio executive whose parents would always tell him what a clever little boy he was

The trailer for Godzilla vs Kong came out a couple of weeks back and it’s really got me looking forward to spending 2 hours groaning through an insipid human subplot for about 15 minutes total of giant monsters duking it out.

– James