“Pancakes are only available during breakfast hours.”

– Someone who has no idea how to run a restaurant

In retrospect, I may have gotten a bit in over my head when I guaranteed a new character bio for every Feitr’s Guild entry. Especially since every But a Jape needs to have two extra punchlines with the hover-text and the comment quotes. At this rate, 90% of the character bios will end up being depressed businessmen in aprons.

– James