But a Jape

“You must use this pitchfork to bale these mounds of evil hay for all eternity!”

– The real torture

I’m an atheist myself but I really hate the argument other atheists make that if Heaven and Hell existed, it would be preferable to burn in Hell because all the “cool people” would probably be there. You’re still literally being tortured forever down there – I don’t care how boring Heaven is, it would still be far more preferable. There are actual places on Earth that I would never want to spend any time in no matter how cool the people hanging out there are. It doesn’t even have to be somewhere terribly dangerous like an active war zone or something, it could just be some house party down the street.

– James