“Steel. Nope. Stone. Nope. Fire. Nope. Wood. Nope.”

– Feitr, researching nature spirit extermination tools

While no one knows for sure whether crop sprites are harmful pests or little helpers, people do know that they have a habit of glowing in the dark and darting around the room at odd hours of the night. Some find the dull glow of these creatures soothing, while others see them as detrimental to a good night’s sleep. Feitr is neither. He sees sleep as detrimental to a good leveling session.

Update 6/9/2022: Realized I uploaded the version that didn’t include Turnip’s Character Bio at the end. Should be showing up now.

– James