And THEN, we’ll release COVID-20, and I’ll be one step closer to the Presidency!

– Antifa Shadow President Hillary Clinton


Last week, Donald Trump made a tweet suggesting Martin Gugino, the 75 year old activist who was shoved to the ground and left bleeding by Buffalo police, was an Antifa provocateur trying to sabotage police equipment. Obviously this is ridiculous – because everybody involved in that incident was secretly an Antifa provocateur: the Buffalo police, the person filming, the construction workers who made the sidewalk so hard in the first place, even the man who made this tweet, they’re all Antifa!

– James